Anonymous : can you please post a funny george W. picture

officialunitedstates:

No.  How about you google that instead of wasting everyone’s time

richardcreech:

MY GOD THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore
becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

(via pemsylvania)

plantbaby420:

Same lol
anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via stability)

mauving:

cozyqueen:

white girls

I SWEAR

(via lameborghini)

madeupmonkeyshit:

vinebox:

these bad ass kids man

this nigga a cub scout lol

(via ruinedchildhood)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(Source: stinson, via stability)

grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat
queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this
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